Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Do You Remember This?

Jon Gruden doesn't seem to remember because the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have gone a courting Terrell Owens.

That's one way to get fired, I guess.

Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it. Then again, the Buccaneers won a Super Bowl with Keyshawn Johnson so maybe Gruden knows what he is doing. The New York Jets also are among the contenders for Owens.

This would actually be a good move for the Bucs. Owens is going to be a model citizen for one year in an attempt to stick it to the Eagles. Just like he did in his first year in Philadelphia. Owens will smile while he is having his picture taken during his press conference and talk about how great of a quarterback Chris Simms is.

But the Bucs had better win a Super Bowl immediately. Because in year two, Owens will say that Gruden mugs too much for the camera, Simms has a noodle arm and is a little too laissez fair with the women (if you know what he means), Phil Simms is a boring announcer, and then say that his bad contract stems from the Glazers' religious heritage.

Still signing Owens can’t be a worse idea than Clerks 2.

Would you take T.O. on your team? Discuss it in the Hater Nation Forums.


Scott said...

You're exactly right. Owens would be just fine for a season and then would start trying to take over the team. One thing that could mitigate the situation is if Owens dropped that taint Drew Rosenhaus as his agent. Owens can't possibly think keeping him on will help his career, can he? Fuck Drew Rosenhaus.

And Clerks 2 will be funny. The story of a thirty-something guy trying to muddle his way through his dead-end job as he limps impotently into middle age? Hell, they might as well have called it The Tommy Maddox Story.

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Zach Landres-Schnur said...

Wait a sec guys, Chris Simms IS a good quarterback. Just as good as Eli Manning. I don't think T.O. would ever rip in to him. Ever.

Scott said...

Just as good as Eli Manning? That sounds like a dig. Simms is better than Eli. Believe it.

Elizabeth Filarski said...

"Believe it"

That sounded a touch Bish-like.

Scott said...

Yeah, I think I was channeling the Bish after reading the forums. Then again, don't we all have a little Bish in each of us?