Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Do You Remember This?
Jon Gruden doesn't seem to remember because the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have gone a courting Terrell Owens.
That's one way to get fired, I guess.
Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it. Then again, the Buccaneers won a Super Bowl with Keyshawn Johnson so maybe Gruden knows what he is doing. The New York Jets also are among the contenders for Owens.
This would actually be a good move for the Bucs. Owens is going to be a model citizen for one year in an attempt to stick it to the Eagles. Just like he did in his first year in Philadelphia. Owens will smile while he is having his picture taken during his press conference and talk about how great of a quarterback Chris Simms is.
But the Bucs had better win a Super Bowl immediately. Because in year two, Owens will say that Gruden mugs too much for the camera, Simms has a noodle arm and is a little too laissez fair with the women (if you know what he means), Phil Simms is a boring announcer, and then say that his bad contract stems from the Glazers' religious heritage.
Still signing Owens can’t be a worse idea than Clerks 2.
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