Sunday, January 22, 2006

Anna Benson Traded to Baltimore

Yeah and her husband, Kris, also was part of the package sent to Baltimore on Saturday for a couple of other journeymen pitchers. A deal like this would not be big news if Anna was not the Paris Hilton of Major League Baseball wives. Instead, every sports log and website will make a Baltiwhore joke and treat this like it is big news.

Why? Anna once famously promised on the Howard Stern show that she would sleep with the entire Mets organization (including the bat boys) if she ever caught Kris cheating on her. Mets players will now save countless dollars not taking Kris to Scores now. (Which, incidentally is where Kris found his blushing bride in the first place.)

The burdern of getting Kris to cheat now falls into the hands of his new Baltimore teammates. (Insert your own B.J. Surhoff joke here.) At least now Miguel Tejada has a reason to stay with the team.

1 comment:

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

"Baltiwhore." That's cute.