Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Tony Parker: Ultimate Raider

It seems that Tony Parker has taken the silver and black of the Spurs uniform a little too seriously with a recent brush with the law on Christmas Eve.

Parker and girlfriend Eva Longoria allegedly yelled at a bicycle cop who had the audacity to tell the Spurs star to move his car. The French bastard was cited with a “Freedom Citation” for obstructing traffic and not brandishing a Texas driver's license. Parker, trying to keep it real for his French peeps said, “That is all cops do. Mess with people.” Wow, he is a regular Tupac there.

Longoria, whom the police report quoted as telling the officer, "Well, (expletive) you then," was not cited.

Longoria, best known for being the token Mexican on Desperate Housewives added, "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Hey wait a minute, a Mexican bike cop? Are we sure that it was not Mario Lopez from the hit television show Pacific Blue? Maybe Eva should notice the career path of Paula Trickey. Who? Exactly. Longoria might want to be a little more kind to the Mexican population. She will be starring in their soap operas soon enough. Talk about it in the Hater Nation Forums.

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