Thursday, December 22, 2005

Say It Ain't So!

Actress Renee Zellweger had her marriage to country crooner Kenny Chesney annulled recently, saying that the wedding was a “fraud.” What on Earth could she be talking about? Chesney is all man. Why, him and Peyton Manning have watched Top Gun at least 100 times together. There is nothing more butch than that!

YOU'RE A PRO BOWLER ... NOT!

Colts tackle Tarik Glenn was told early yesterday that was he was selected to the Pro Bowl. But after a quick recount, it was found out that Glenn did not have enough votes, according to NFL spokesman Katherine Harris.

Wow, this sounds like Tarik was "punk'd" by the NFL. Colts coach Tony Dungy, was not amused.

"I'm happy with the guys who made it," Dungy said after practice. "And I'm a league guy, but this is a bad, bad situation. They need to tell the whole story and it's not good."

But wait a minute, Tony. We thought you were a fan of a good deception. A little upset that karma would come back to haunt you? Carson Daly must be smilling somewhere. Laugh about it in the Hater Nation Forums.

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