Friday, December 16, 2005

Lil' Hater Remembers: Darrell Russell

How will you remember former Raiders defensive tackle Darrell Russell? Will you remember him for being the second overall pick in the 1997 NFL Draft? For being selected the Pro Bowl twice in his first three years? Or will he be remembered for throwing away his talent by being suspended by the league three times for drug possession?

Personally, we will always remember Russell as the guy who held the camera as two of his friends raped an unconscious girl. Or maybe as the guy who was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence while leaving a well-known brothel in Nevada while awaiting the said sex crime trial.

Said former Raiders tackle Lincoln Kennedy: "He was a big kid like me who had a big heart. He couldn't say no to anybody."

Like when his friends said, "Hey Darrell, why don't you hold this video camera while we rape this unconscious girl." Dude couldn't say no. It is a shame that Greg Haidl wasn't riding in the car.

Hell sure is becoming a crowded place this week with Russell and Tookie Williams.

A READER REMEMBERS

From our fan, J.J. "Russell, 29, was a passenger in a car driven by former USC teammate Mike Bastianelli that went out of control about 6 a.m. and hit a curb, tree, newsstand, fire hydrant, light pole, another tree and an unoccupied transit bus," Lt. Paul Vernon said.

That's more hitting than he ever did as a raider.


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3 comments:

Scott said...

> Personally, we will always remember Russell as the guy who held the camera as two of his friends rapped an unconscious girl.

The first thing I visualized is Russell's friends busting mad rhymes over this chick while Russell held the camera and did the human beatbox routine.

NFL Adam said...

Lil' Hater does well for having no arms or fingers. His typing skills are better than mine.

Anonymous said...

Well RAPIST DARRELL from O.J.U. (another goddamn MURDERER) escaped the LAW; BUT the law of KARMA finally bit him in his low-life TROJAN-CONDOM fat ass. HA-HA you dumb BASTARD! Now just keep the seat warm in HELL because your fellow O.J.U. scumbag-bed-buddy O.J. will be licking your smelly fat ass in HELL SOON!!!