We long figured that Jets fans, the bridge and tunnel trash of NFL fans, could not handle their alcohol. The team confirmed that its fans are lousy drunks when it banned alcohol during the upcoming Monday Night Football game between the Jets and Patriots at Giants Stadium. How are those Jersey girls like Steph supposed to get lucky on a Monday night?
The ban comes after nine fans were arrested during the Jets-Saints game Nov. 27. One man was charged with stabbing two fans in a restroom, and a state trooper broke his leg while trying to eject a fan who reportedly threw a beer bottle.
That’s it? That would be considered a good day at the Oakland Coliseum nursery. It is obvious that Jets fans are soft, too.
Jets spokesman Ron Colangelo said the ban was put in place to protect fans. Or maybe they just wanted its fans sober enough to realize just how awful Brooks Bolinger is.
The ban also comes at a bad time as Coors Light just rolled out its newest campaign, “We’re Number 2!” in a salute to it’s kindred spirits, the Jets fans. “The Jets fans are a lot like our beer. They are cheap, easy, and a second-rate franchise with an inferiority complex,” a Coors spokesman said. The NFL has said that Jets players are ineligible to be the Coors Light Player of the Year.
Not that it would have mattered, but still. Here is to Jets football. Grab a beer and talk about it in the Hater Nation forums.