Monday, December 12, 2005

Happy Birthday, Chairman

Frank Sinatra would have been 90 years old today. America celebrates George Washington and Abraham Lincoln’s birthdays, but nothing for Sinatra? Did either one of those two former presidents ever bed Marilyn Monroe or Ava Gardner? They have nothing on ol’ blue eyes. If we are ever elected to congress, we will certainly make this a top priority.

We also would like to wish a be-lated birthday to Sammy Davis, Jr. (December 9). You can discuss the life and times of Sinatra at the Hater Nation Forums.

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