Thursday, December 15, 2005

Coming to Theaters This Spring

From Miramax Pictures, the studio that brought you the Piano and the Crying Game comes what is sure to be one of the most talked about films of our generation.

Theirs is a love like no other. Two men, bound by their rugged and testosterone-driven professions, are forced to hide a deep-seeded love and admiration to appease their homophobic fan base.

Quarterback Mountain is the true love story of Peyton Manning and Kenny Chesney who fall deeply in love on a camping trip. But the world and the fan bases of professional football and country music are just not ready for two of its brightest stars to be out-of-the-closet homosexuals. The story follows Manning who goes to great lengths to hide his love (despite those internet photos), even having a former Colts cheerleader fabricate a story about the quarterback hiding in her show while on the road. Chesney marries a Hollywood starlet to keep his secret.

Can the two protagonist lovers ever celebrate their love in public during the apex of their careers? Be sure to watch Quarterback Mountain to find out.

8 comments:

Scott said...

You chose Peyton instead of Brady for this bit? Man, that's harsh.

Seriously, what do you have against Peyton? Even at Tennessee (I went there at the same time as him), he always seemed like a good guy.

NFL Adam said...

Believe me. We wish it were Brady that ran around with gay country music singers.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Dierks Bentley said...

> Believe me. We wish it were Brady that ran around with gay country music singers.

*sigh* Me, too.

Vin Diesel said...

Actually, I think it's pretty cool that the country music world can now accept a gay male performer. That has not always been the case, as Randy Travis learned back in the 80s when the rumors about him started to fly. As I recall, he had to marry his manager in a desperate bearding bid, but she was like 50 years old and it didn't work.

Too bad Toby Keith hasn't come out yet. Nobody that butch can possibly be straight.

Tom Brady, Kordell Stewart, and Jeff Garcia said...

We need to grab some tickets for that premiere.

Tom Cruise said...

Why does everybody think that these guys are gay? I know for a fact that Kenny Chesney loves pussy as much as I do.

David Akers said...

> I know for a fact that Kenny Chesney loves pussy as much as I do.

That's all I needed to hear. If Cole Trickle says it, you can book it as gospel.

Hey, Tom, you don't happen to have the low down on any other NFL players who appreciate a good "hand off", do you? Preferably African-American ones? I don't care what Donovan says... race does make a difference. A big, thick difference.

Hmm said...

Place got mighty quiet all of a sudden.