Monday, November 07, 2005

Reality Check: Panther Girls Exposed

As reportered earlier, two Panthers cheerleaders were caught in a Tampa Bay restroom engaged in a sexual act. The kind of thing everybody dreams about, right? Well, then you wake up in the morning, hungover, next to this. Seemed like a good idea at 2:00 a.m. There has not been a letdown this big since the Raiders in Super Bowl XXXVII.



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8 comments:

TJ Rubley said...

Find a police mug shot of any cheerleader hungover and without makeup, and it's going to look as bad or worse. The brunette's a bowzer, the blonde ain't bad. But none of those hos looks the same off the field. They wear more makeup and fake plastic appendages than Bozo The Clown.

Todd Gack said...

Who is the dude on the left? I thought this was lesbian sex.

Lawrence said...

The brunette is a "butt-her-face" contest winner, no doubt. But, the blonde, i'd take my chances waking up next to after a night of igniting a .24 on the BAC charts.

insomniac said...

The good thing is that if you hook up with the brunette, then at least you can hide her face between the thighs of the blonde.

Conrad Bain said...

You're all wimps. I'd knock the bottom out of both of them all night long and twice the next morning.

Cutthroat Pirates said...

Well after watching the Bucs get killed by the Panthers, I would have like to seen the post game show. Hey, Haternation, nice blog. I have added your blog to my links. I am at pewterpirates.blogspot.com All about the Bucs.

NFL Adam said...

Happy to have all Bucs fans here. They will forever be given a free pass for Super Bowl XXXVII.

Anonymous said...

Never lecture Stich Jones on two things, music and ladies.