Monday, September 26, 2005

Actual Headlines From Around the NFL

Arizona Starts Negotiations with Matt Leinart

Raiders Lose Ass-Kicking Contest to One-Legged Man

Eli Fitted For New Prom Dress

Peyton Manning: Admits To Sabotage of Fantasy Footballers

Chad Johnson to Battle Kelly Monaco, John O'Hurley in Dancing With Stars, III

Pennington Passes Taylor on All-Time Injured List

Sherman: Finally Admits He Has No Clue

Martz: Admits He Gets His Playbook from Madden Football

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